As you know, I don’t do Christmas because it is a traditionally family-orientated holiday and -as an orphan- that hurts my soul.
I am also not a fan of Thanksgiving, since I have several Native American friends who feel that it is a slap in the face to celebrate it without teaching the brutal genocide that followed.
However, I do love Halloween.
(It is a holiday invented in the United States of America, and it is inclusive of everyone.)
So in an attempt to celebrate things that matter to you all to the best of my abilities, I would like to hope that you all had a good Halloween with turkey back in November, and I also want to wish you a Happy Halloween With Trees!
If you are offended please just stop, step back, and understand that orphans are weird because we are sad.
Then let it go.